Our egos

This has nothing to do with caffeine but makes perfect sense:

Our egos tell us we're the only ones that have any kind of feelings.
We're the only ones with a relationship.
We're the only ones with family.
You know, I think that if you kill a spider, there is a relationship that you're ruining.
There's a conversation going on outside with the other spiders.
'Did you hear about Chris?....Killed yeah....Sneaker.
And now Stephanie has nine hundred babies to raise all alone.
Well, she's got her legs full I'll tell you that right now.
Chris was so kind, wouldn't hurt a fly. It's just been tough for them lately.
They just lost their web last week.
Those humans think they're so smart. Let them try shooting silk out of their butt and see what they can make.' ~ Ellen Degeneres